Your face is a jimmy john
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
the raccoons are back...
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