Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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