I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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