you mean i was at the winter classic?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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