"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Jerry, you need to find god
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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