i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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