Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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