There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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