no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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