I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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