Ambien. No doubt about it.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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