Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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