so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize