Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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