if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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