Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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