No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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