I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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