how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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