My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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