Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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