my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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