I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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