He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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