That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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