you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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