Its about making memories worth repressing
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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