I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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