Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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