just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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