Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
