What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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