It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize