i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
this just has baby written all over it
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
