Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Duck Duck Cougar?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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