well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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