I want to make a zoo with you.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
whose parrot is this?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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