google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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