arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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