Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I touched a dick in church today
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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