It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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