did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
too bad you live with your parents still
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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