I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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