3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I party with great urgency now.
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