what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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