there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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