K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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