his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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