you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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