doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I CAN MOONWALK!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It's just like the Real World with babies
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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