Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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