Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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