I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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