i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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