2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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