Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
